See? Not so easy to perform a scene when you have a bucket on your head, is it?
Mm.. Yes. Well, class dismissed.
But we still have more time.
Oh. Oh. Well, actually I do have something I need to discuss with...some of you. Tori, Cat, Andre, Robbie, Jade, please stay. The rest of you may wander the halls. (everyone leaves except them) Thanks for coming, enjoy your day, I'm here all week. Tip your nurses and clowns. (he shuts the door after they all have left)
Why did you make them leave?
I don't know... they never talk.
Yeah, they just sit there and... (makes a reaction) ...'React'.
So what do you want with us?
Oh, c'mon, parades are fun.
One time my brother was in a parade, but he was inappropriate, so the parade people called the police, and now he's not allowed to be in parades. (pause) Or be near horses.
Play with the pretty keys.
Kay-kay. (takes the keys and plays with them)
Yay. Cupcake Power. Wooo!
Hey, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat. (Cat stops) YOU'RE KILLING ME!
Give me my keys back. (Cat gives them back) Where's my house key? (Cat moans)
I'll take her to the nurse.
(quietly) I swallowed it.
Let's see... Oh, we have 2: 'A tribute to the fruits of Mexico' and 'Need good Idea for float.'
What was wrong with my idea?
No one wants to see a parade float called 'The Ladies of North Ridge.'
AR André and Robbie
Well...
Come on, guys, be serious. (Trina enters) You wanna look dumb on national tv?
(drops her glass) Who's gonna be on national tv?
We're performing in the Parade Parade.
No, seriously, I'll sing or dance, I can just stand on the float right in front and be the pretty girl. I can totally be the pretty girl.
Alright, let's put it to a vote. All those--
AR Andre, Robbie and Cat
No!
Fine. I don't wanna be in it. I wouldn't be in it if you begged me. (Trina storms out and slams the door, then opens the door after a pause) Just let me be in it?
I don't even wanna be in it. (she runs into Jade on the way out)
Your sister just elbowed me in my lung.
I'm sorry, did someone invite you here?
Beck told me you guys were appearing on national TV?
And you think you're doing that without me?
You stormed out of Sikowitz's class. (Jade advances towards him threateningly) I feel that Jade should be included.
(Beck and Andre are wearing their pajama costumes)
We don't wanna wear these.
Why don't you guys like your costumes?
(looks down at his costume in disbelief) W-why?
They're candy jammies, they go perfect with our cupcake theme.
Yeah, they do. I think they're rad cool.
(sarcastic) Yeah, they look adorable.
You know, she wants us all to wear them.
(turns to Cat) I will pop your head like a zit.
(holds her hands to her head) Graphic.
Man, nobody's going to drive though this neighborhood at night.
[while his head moves angrily] Do you have Batman's phone number?
Then how we gonna call Batman?
Let's just say... it ain't Sesame Street. (Oh, wait. That's in New York.)
I love Sesame Street. (starts singing) Sunny--
Hey, hey! Can you help us? We need our tire fixed.
T Thug
We'll fix your tire real good.
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