Ho, ho, and ho.
Ho ho ho! And...jingle bells. (Andre reaches for Robbie's chair.)
No no Andre, don't do it, don't-(he knocks the chair over and Robbie falls to the floor.) Ohhh, you did it.
I bet that jingled his bells.
How do you go from an A to a D so fast?
That happened to me in eighth grade.
Jade! You're Tori's Secret Santa, and that be that.
But why do I have to-
(very fast) He said he's not gonna change it, so just deal with it, why don't you just deal with it, why don't you just deal with it?!
(puts his arms on Beck) His heart is vibrating. How much coffee have you drunk?
A lot, like, a lot. I don't know, like, maybe seven cups, a lot, is there a problem?
Look! It's a little...ceramic guitar. I made it at Color me Pot.
I thought Sikowitz said that your Secret Santa gifts have to be really special, and creative.
He did.
Well, that's ugly. And useless.
No, it's cute. And look. You can pretend to play it, like... (pretends to strum it like a real guitar) DER NAO NAO! TORI GAVE ME THIS CHRISTMAS PRESENT, AND IT'S A TINY GUITARRRRRR! (Trina starts to leave) ...Why are you walking away?
'Cause i'm embarrassed for you!
THAT WAS MEAN...
Christmas beef?
Yeah, sure. (takes a piece but then gets suspicious) ...Wait. Who made this?
My brother!
Uh-uh. (puts it back)
Why not?
'Cause last month I had his Thanksgiving sausage and i'm still a mess.
Mister Robbie Shapiro.
Hey, Beck!
Let's talk Secret Santa.
You're my Secret Santa?
Merry Christmas, Rob! (gestures behind him, and Christie comes out)
You bought me a girl? (claps hands excitedly)
No, no. Remember you used to talk about that bully, the one that used to beat you up when you were seven?
Yeah, Christie Vacaras. I hated that beefy little witch. Her and her mean face.
And you always say you'd kill for just one chance to tell her off?
Yeah?
Robbie, Christie Vacaras.
You found her? You're Christie?
CChristie
So, you want to tell me off?
Well...I did. But now you're hot!
Maybe you kids should go to Jet Brew and talk things over.
I'm not paying three dollars for a cup of coffee. (Beck rolls his eyes and gives Robbie some money) Ooh, this'll buy coffee and scanes.
(correcting Robbie) Scones.
Maybe in Canada.
Merry Christmas, Rob!
(Robbie takes Christie's hand and walks away)
CChristie
Your hand is sweaty.
I know.
Hi, Secret Santa time!
(gestures to Beck) You mine or his?
Yours! For you!
(snatches gift) Give it!
(Tori comes over)
Hey, guys, can I ask you-
Shut up! I'm opening a Christmas Present!
Grunch
(Jade opens gift)
Oh, my God, Cat, you did not.
(Cat squeals and giggles)
Scissors?
They're special scissors!
Ok.
They're from a real movie!
I cannot believe you got me these.
What movie are they from?
"The Scissoring."
Wait, that one about the girl that comes back from the dead and uses a pair of scissors on her two best friends?
Yep.
(twirls scissors and looks at Tori) Starting with the pretty girl.
Oh. Um...anyways. You guys I'm Andre's Secret Santa, and I have like, no clue what to get him.
Just get him a present!
Oh my god...
(touches Cat's shoulder) Okay, help me, please! I don't want to give him the worst present, and then have to go Christmas yodeling with Sikowitz.
Two words.
I bet they won't be helpful.
Your problem.
I was right.
Courtney! Merry Christmas from your Secret Santa.
What'd you get?
CCourtney
A cricket.
That's hot.
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