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“Survival of the Hottest” quotes from Victorious

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“Survival of the Hottest” · Season 1

In this episode: Tori (15), Jade (11), Robbie (11), Beck (10), Andre (10), Trina (9), Cat (6), Rex (3)

You know, for so many years I prayed every night to be hotter. (pauses; indicates the 107-degree heat in the RV)...THIS isn't what I meant!

[notices Trina with her head down her bag] Trina? What are you doing?

What do you mean?

Why was your head in your bag?

It's c..cool in there.

I heard you swallow. Give me the bag.

No.

Give me the bag, Trina! Give me the bag!

NOOOOOOOO! [they wrestle with the bag, while everyone looks at them. Tori takes the bag and discovers a bottle of water in there; much to everyone's outrage]

Water. Trina has water.

Give it back!

You had water...THIS ENTIRE TIME...and you didn't share it with the rest of us?

If I shared it, I wouldn't have had as much for me.

(sweating) Okay. Okay. Something's dripping on me. Something's dripping on me.

(goes to Jade) Not-not-nothing's dripping.

Yes. Look on my arm. See? (holds her forehead) And on my forehead. What's going on? What's happening?!

You're sweating.

No! No, I'm not. I don't sweat. I'm not sweating.

Okay.

No! (Beck holds her arms)

Look at me!

No!

Look at me!

WHAT?

You're sweating. (Jade squeals and falls on the floor)

We've gotta get outta here.

Yeah. Thank you, Catherine Obvious.

What?

I said thank you, Catherine Obvious.

(still crying) Did she say "Catherine" Obvious?

It's Captain Obvious.

What?

The expression is "Thank You, Captain Obvious".

It's not Catherine?

No.

Who would Catherine be?

Catherine could be a captain.

[annoyed] These fish mock me.

How dare they swim around, enjoying that filthy water.

I'm gonna drink that filthy water. [the others try to talk him out of it] What choice do I have?!

It's his call.

[Robbie dips his head into the fish tank and gulps some water. After a few seconds, he takes his glasses out of the fish tank.]

Well?

[Robbie grabs Trina's bag and vomits in it, as she pokes at him.]

That's my bag.

[after he is done vomiting] ...Don't drink the fish water. [throws bag at Trina]

Well, can we at least turn on the air conditioning?

The AC doesn't work unless the truck is running.

Then go start the truck.

I can't get out.

Ohhhhh, why did you invite me here?

We didn't.

You invited yourself.

No one likes you!

I'm feeling very hot now.

(looks at the thermometer) Guys, It's 102° in here. (everyone groans)

I need a cold drink.

(stands up) Me too.

Where are they?

In the truck.

What are we gonna do?

CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! [everybody joins Tori] CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT!

[after everyone is free from the RV and happily reunites with Cat]

Wow, you guys really missed me. ...Ew, Jade, you're all sweaty.

Never speak of it!

BMBlack man

Hey, Fat Biscuit.

FBFat Biscuit

What's up?

BMBlack man

Isn't this your old RV? With the bullet-proof windows. (points at Beck's RV)

FBFat Biscuit

Yeah. I think it is.

BMBlack man

We had some times in that thing.

FBFat Biscuit

(laughs) ...Don't talk about it. (the three walk off, and the episode ends)

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