[Cat puts her Snowbee on the table. The rest of the group looks at it for a bit then continues eating]
...Don't you guys wanna know what that is?
Is it a transporter from the future that can beam you to another table, because if it is, what button do I push?
That's so hurtful! [sits down next to Tori]
You know, you don't always have to be mean to everyone.
See? Tori's interested in my device!
[puts his hand on Cat's shoulder] Aw, c'mon, little red, tell us about your doohicky.
Okay. It's called...the Snowbee! Watch. [presses a button, causing fake snow to fly all over the gang and their food] Wheee! [puts her hands up. Jade presses a button to shut it off] It makes pretend snow!
It's all over my tostada.
Because, it says the fake snow is toxic and can cause abdominal bleeding.
[Everyone pushes their lunches in the middle of the table]
The seniors... the ones who run TheSlap...
No, dot gov. YES, DOT COM!
Do you guys think that my blog on TheSlap is boring?
Hey, look, it's that guy over there!
Wait up, guy! [everyone walks out from the table except Tori and Robbie]
(Jade, Beck, Tori and Andre have just finished watching Robberazzi)
Beck and I aren't splitting up!
I use an appropriate amount of ketchup!
Let's go face this right now! (they all walk out, leaving Cat with her catalog) Cat, are you coming?
Oh, my god! Underwear that floats!
Um, do you think maybe you're buying...you know, too many things from Sky Store?
No! [starts to walk away but turns back] ...Oh, hey, can I borrow some money for lunch?
Uh, yeah. How much? [takes out his wallet]
49.95 plus shipping. [Beck looks at her confused]
[on Robarazzi, Cat is with a mailman]
No! There were supposed to be two packages!
It was supposed to get here on-- [notices someone is shooting her] Hey, why are you shooting this?! Who are you with?
[frustrated] Ugh! [drops the package on the floor and walks off. Then it goes to the people in Robbie's office, where he is writing "Cat: Sky Store" on his board]
And uh, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's PROBABLY NOT her natural hair color.
Beck and I...are NOT splitsville!
Is there something you wanna talk about?!
Oh, and uh, don't eat the snow unless you wanna bleed internally. [pats him on the back]
Okay... [she walks off] She's so cute...
Girl like that wants a man, not a boy.
[Cat uses a device that turns Beck's pizza into juice]
Why chew what you can drink?
[when Jade calls her on her phone] Who are you, and why is your number blocked?
Unbelievable! You guys have no idea how upset I am about...it snowed? In Los Angeles?!
I told you Global Warming was bogus!
No! It's fair and balanced.
[on Robarazzi, Beck and Jade are in Beck's car at night]
Come on! Let's just go, it'll be fun.
'Cause, I didn't shower this morning and I had tuna fish for lunch, and I-- [stops and looks behind her to see the recorder] There's a dude in the back seat! [the recorder starts to flee from them]
What the-- hey man, what are you-- What are you doing?! This is MY car! Are you out of your mind?! I--
[at the same time] Get out! What's wrong with you?! Yeah, you better run or I'm gonna kill you! Can you believe this? [Tori angrily shuts her laptop]
Do you have a girlfriend?
[puts her hand on Sinjin's arm] Why don't you call me sometime?
Okay. I'll go buy a phone!
(Sinjin runs off, Cat sits on the steps and pulls out a Sky Store catalog)
Oh, my god! A litter box that plays classical music!
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