“Tori the Zombie” quotes from Victorious

Tori

[reading and holding a script] I don't know.

Robbie

[reading and holding a script] Oh come on!

Tori

Why are you in love with me?

Robbie

Because you're beautiful. Look at your face in the moonlight.

Tori

I can't.

Robbie

You can.

Tori

No, a person can't look at their own face. It's impossible.

Robbie

Then marry me and I'll buy you a thousand mirrors.

Tori

But that's so many!

Robbie

My father is a billionaire. I can give you everything you ever wanted. And I'm very good looking.

Tori

Eh.

Robbie

Think.

And lights. Go.

Tori

[turns to Beck] I don't know.

Beck

It's okay that you don't know.

Tori

But you deserve an answer.

Beck

I can wait. For you, I can wait a thousand years.

Tori

But that's so many!

Jade

[holding a book and texting]

Beck

I know I'm poor. I know that I don't have that much to offer but I do love you.

Tori

[turns away] Because I'm beautiful?

Beck

I don't love you because you're beautiful. [touches Tori's shoulder]

Tori

[turns around]

Beck

You're beautiful because I love you.

Tori

Whoa.

Jade

[rolls her eyes]

Jade

What up with the disco?!

Sinjin

I'm sorry! I hit the wrong thing!

Jade

NO! 15 YEARS AGO, YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!!

Never send Cat and Trina to do ANYTHING!!! MOOD = Desperate

Jade

WILL YOU KILL THE DISCO?!!

Sinjin

NO-ONE can kill disco!

Cat

Oh, punch buggy blue! [punches Trina's arm]

Trina

Dude! [punches Cat's arm]

Cat

Ow! [other car honks]

Trina

[honks back] SHUT UP!

Tori

Listen to me. If you 2 morons aren't back here before the play starts and I have to go on stage looking like a zombie, I'm gonna punch both your buggies! Do you- !? [Marty shows up near her] I love you too, grandma, thanks for the quilt. [hangs up]

Trina

Quilt? [other car honks] SHUT UP!!! [honks back]

Tori

[very fast] Well did you TELL HIM that I'm starring in a big play tomorrow night that was written by Sofia Michelle and that Sofia Michelle is gonna BE THERE and that I'm supposed to be beautiful and not look like a walking dead person who wants to eat people's BRAINS?!

Tori

[answers the door frustrated] WHAT?! [two Sunshine Girls scream and run off] Wait! I want cookies!

I just made 2 little girls scream and run away with their cookies. MOOD = Bummed

Cat

Hey, Andre.

André

Whassup, little red?

Cat

What's THAT supposed to mean?!

André

Uh, I dunno. Little red. You're little and you got red hair.

Cat

Oh, that's so creative! Do Tori now.

You know I FLAUNT ya, 'cause girl I really WANT ya!

Trina

And you lookin' NICE.

Cat

Got me cooler than a bag of ICE.

Now, FREEZE, freeze! ...Now go.

Trina

Drop it fast, then move it real slow.

[they point at each other] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, WHAT?

Trina

You smell so FRUITY... [Cat says nothing] Sing the next line!

Cat

I can't.

Trina

Why not?

Cat

It's dirty.

Alright, congratulations, everyone. Now before we go, just a couple of-- [the disco music turns on, and Sinjin is looking at them from the control floor]

Sinjin

Don't fight it! [Tori and the rest of the group look with a "whatever" face and start dancing]