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Veronica Mars · Season 3

Mac, Spaghetti Server and others in “Debasement Tapes”

Is the eggplant good?

SSSpaghetti Server

It's okay.

How about that stuff?

SSSpaghetti Server

It's good.

It's probably horrible for you, right? I'll stay with the eggplant. No, wait - what do you think? [pause] I need to see a psychiatrist.

I was thinking more an English professor. What we're dealing with her is an absurd level of symbolism. [to server] Two lasagnas.

SSSpaghetti Server

Okay.

Symbolism?

I mean, the Bronson Parmigiana is good for me, but, ooh! The Maxuccine looks awfully tempting.

It's not my fault Max won't stop calling. Like you should talk.

Me? I'm not ordering good boy while wishing I ordered bad boy.

No, you gave up bad boy, but keep asking for samples of good boy.

No, I - wait, what?

Okay, if Logan is the fettucine... [cellphone rings]

It's the eggplant.

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