Daniel quotes from VeggieTales

[singing in fear] Oh no, what am I gonna do? It looks like I'm gonna end up as lion stew!

[while Daniel is praying] And so the next day, just like every other day, Daniel prayed and thanked God for the sunshine and for all his friends. He also thanked God for giving him the courage to do what was right, even when he knew it could get him in trouble.

[opens one eye] Did you say "trouble"?

Ah-ha!

Daniel, because you violated Section 4219 2R9-4000 6 dot 1 dash 7, B, of the code of Babylon, forbidding prayer to anyone but King Darius- you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions. Goodbye!

Hey, didn't get I get a phone [The Scallions tosses him in] caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall?!

Hey, Daniel! We know you're gonna have fun down there! We're not "lion"!

Uh, yeah, you better be "lion" down, because those lions are gonna... lie... on you!

[to Scallion #3] Mine was funny, yours was... goofy. Lions are gonna lie on him? They're gonna EAT him! They're not gonna LIE on him!

Well, maybe they'll lie on him first, and then eat him... or maybe one will lie on him while the others eat him... or maybe they'll take turns between lying and eating-

Yeah, you think the lions are gonna cooperate and say "Hey, I'll eat him, you lie on him"? Come on, we're the ones who are lyin', not the lions. [seals the den up]

I've got it, a new law! From this day forth, everyone will pray only to Daniel's God, no more of this silly praying to me business. But who's idea was that anyway? Oh, yes, I remember.

[whispers to Scallion #2] I hear they're looking for wisemen down in Egypt. Been fun, got to go now!

Yeah, see ya! [The Scallions runs off]

[angrily; he and Daniel start chasing The Scallions] Where do you think you're going?! Come back here, you scoundrels! You scallywags! Not so fast! Stop! I'm the King, you must stop now! Come back here! Stop it!

Hey guys, come back! There's some pizza left!