[Amanda pretends to be Betty.]
VBVincent Bianchi
I'm not that stupid. She's never been within ten feet of a hero sandwich in her life.
S1 E3Queens for a Day
[to Marc] Marc, Give it to me! I can't hit your boss, but I can hit you; and everybody knows I'm from Queens, so I will do it!
[Amanda pretends to be Betty.]
VBVincent Bianchi
No kidding. C'mon, gimmie some credit. This girl's never been within ten feet of a sausage n' pepper hero in her life.
S1 E4Fey's Sleigh Ride
[talking about Betty] The poor cow has no idea we only invited her so people could see she really exists. She's like a real-life Snuffleupagus, only hairier.
You had a mango margarita? You used to get dizzy from your astringent.
They can't fire us all!
Can't they? Photo department, 2003... got axed for mentioning the words "sepia tones" at a party!
[to Justin] Be who you are. Dress how you want... Just learn how to run really fast.
[Hilda grounds Justin for skipping school.]
And no Fashion TV for a month!
S1 E5The Lyin, the Watch and the Wardrobe
That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen... someone's getting a raise!
I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week. Why not?
The Romans had a nine-day week. You would have been a really tired centurion.
[referring to Betty's butterfly costume] Flit!
What?
Flit! It's what butterflies do!
Oh... I thought you were cursing me in Scottish!
[Daniel, having lunch with Claire, takes away her glass of wine. Claire orders Veal Marsala.]
Daniel The alcohol burns off.
So give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done.
Betty [to Henry]: It's so stupid. You know, I come into Manhattan every single day for work, and it's at times like these I feel like the E train dropped me off at Mars or something.
S1 E6Trust, Lust, and Must
Wilhelmina [on the phone): Nico, I said you can only call for emergencies. What do you want? No, you can't submit my apartment for Pimp Yo House!
He could be deported?
ILImmigration Lawyer
Very strong possibility, yes.
But he has a family. He pays taxes. He's a Mets fan...
He's in Oprah's book club!
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