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Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place · Season 1

Mr. Bauer, Pete and others in “Pilot”

Mr. Bauer

The shark's coming right at me and I only have one bullet left! I think, huh, I'm a goner! Then I see the oxygen tank in its mouth, what do you think I do?

Pete

You shot the tank and the shark blew up(!)

Mr. Bauer

I shot the tank! And the shark blew up!

Melissa

You're a brave man, Mr. Bauer.

Pete

Then, you and Richard Dreyfuss swam back to shore! Thanks a lot, Mr. Bauer.

Mr. Bauer

(laughing) Yeah, that was a hell of a day!

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