Why am I here?
We want the same thing, you and I.
For a vampire, you are a terrible liar.
S2 E6Hard-Hearted Hannah
Jason Stackhouse, abstinent.
LLuke
Sound good, don't it?
Not really.
'Baby?' I am over 1,000 years old.
Why am I here, Mr. Northman?
We want the same thing, you and I. [she just looks at him] Okay, Bill has something I want and he's in the way.
His human?
She's something more than human.
What is she?
That I do not know. Whatever it is, he loves her.
What makes you think I want him back? That I'd even take him back?
Because you didn't come all this way just to see me.
[annoyed] I haven't seen Bill Compton is over seventy years. Surely you can't think I have any pull over him, whatsoever.
I haven't seen my maker for much longer than that and yet, I am still loyal to him. Fiercely.
Shame I didn't turn you. Then again... you're not really my type.
[from behind him] Remember me? [as he gets jumpy] Aww, you do. How's life?
Not so good. Uh, is you real?
[looking around the freezer] Hmmm. This is nice. I could sleep here in a pinch.
What are you doin' here? I ain't said nothin' to nobody.
And I knew you wouldn't.
Why didn't the fuck ya'll just glamour me, huh?
Oh poor thing. We would have, but then you wouldn't have remembered that you owed us.
Owe you?
Eric sent me with a request. [holds up a small bottle of blood] You're back in business.
Oh no I ain't. I'm outta that shit.
So sorry. But you're very much back in this shit.
You locked me up and tortured me for damn near three mother-fuckin' weeks, 'cause you caught me selling V and now...
Now what?
What the fuck is vampires doing selling V anyway?
We're not. You are. Get to work. [tosses him the bottle and leaves]
I wasn't sure you'd come.
For a vampire, you are a terrible liar.
S2 E7Release Me
If Sookie is hurt in any way because of you, I will not stop until I drive a stake through whatever semblance of a heart you have left.
It's true. You're in love with a human. That's so tragic, it's funny. [laughing manically]
[observing the compound, disdainfully] You've got to be joking me. 'This' is the Fellowship of the Sun? That's their army? Scared little boys with bibles and crossbows?
Don't underestimate them. Support for their movement is growing. Their leadership camps are over flowing with self righteous extremists, all willing and ready to die for their cause.
That can be arranged quite easily.
Not until we know for sure the Fellowship has Godric.
What about your boy Hugo? And Sookie? They've been in there too long.
There's no sign of alarm and if Hugo were in serious danger, I would know it. I felt something earlier but it passed. He's ok now.
Tell me, what is it you find so fulfilling about human campanionship?
They feel much more strongly than we do. Everything is urgent, exciting. Maybe because their lives are so temporary.
Yes, they certainly don't keep well. Do you find the prospect of him growing old, sickly and cripled somewhat repulsive?
No, I find it curious. Like a science experiment. How does Bill Compton feel about your interest in Sookie?
I'm not interested in Sookie and even less in how Bill Compton feels. My only interest is finding Godric.
I'd have totally been a slut if I coulda gotten away with it. Me and my friend, Lori, we had this bet since eighth grade over who'd lose it first. And she was like pregnant before I even got my first kiss and my dad was such a dick head. So what's your excuse?
HHoyt
I was gonna wait, you know, till I met the right one. Well the right one never showed up. By then I had waited so long, I figured I couldn't give it away to just anybody. So now I'm twenty-eight... most girls probably think I'm like some kinda bi-sexual gay or somethin'. Not that I got any kind of problem with them. But I'm not.
I'm not most girls. I'm not even a girl, technically. But if you're okay with it... I'd be your first.
[coming in, all filthy] Good Mornin'!
Whoa! Maryann are you okay?
I am fantastic! I slept outside last night and communed with my animal nature.
[eying the dead bunny] No shit.
[holds it up] This little fellow hopped by and I thought, hmm yummy! Rabbit stew.
Aww. Poor bunny.
Feeling sorry for things is just an excuse not to celebrate your own happiness.
[in 1935, shouting] I gave you everything! Everything and you've thrown it away, moaning over what you've lost. You disgust me.
Than let me go!
No. I made you and you are mine!
You know I don't love you!
You never tried.
I have spent decades tryin'! I despise myself for what I did for you! God help me. I killed innocent people to prove to that I loved you! But it was pure nihilism... I do not, I cannot, I will never love you.
Men have readily laid down their lives to spend just one night with me. What more can I give? What is it that you want from me?
Choice... Let me go.
With out me, you would be alone forever.
You're the one who's afraid of that. You are the saddest, loneliest creature I have ever known.
How dare you! [throws him into the table] ... You hate me that much?
Let me go!
[tearfully] I cannot live without you.
[putting the splintered wood to his chest] You'll have to.
No! Don't!... As your maker... I release you.
S2 E8Timebomb
[after being shot] I'm alive. Holy shit. God saved me. I'm saved.
[holding a gun] Oh, for heaven's sake, grow a brain cell. Paintballs!
What? You crazy bitch!
I let you into my house, into my bed, and into my heart. All I stood for, all I believed in, I violated to be with you!
Ok.
I gave you everything for a lie! You're worse than Judas.
Why, what did he do to you?
Ugh. Fuck you! [shoots him again, in the groin]
OOHH OHHH SWEET JESUS. OK, I'm sorry OK? Just, tell me what you want me to say, don't shoot me again...
You came to prey on me; to ruin the sacred vow I made to my husband then like a coward you ran!
No, I didn't... Okay, I ran. But it wasn't from you. It was from your husband and his crazy weapon collection. Why'd you have to go and tell him?
Tell him? I didn't tell him anything. He's the one who told me!
Wait, wait. Told you what?
There are wolves in our hen house. We must defend our flock.
What's that got to do with-
We have your sister!
Sookie's in the church?
She came in yesterday, spoutin' the same lies you told!
Now you listen to me. She's got nothin' to do with this.
You Stackhouses... you're nothin' but a buncha heartless, two-faced vampire fuckers!
[grabbing the paint gun and pushing her down] Don't you ever talk about my sister like that! If I find out any of you so much as touched her, I'm gonna come back here...and it won't be with no FUCKIN' PAINT GUN!
[to Sookie about leaving the church] I could have you outta here in seconds.
There's kids out there.
The other humans wouldn't think twice about hurting us.
Why didn't you bring Bill with you?
His attachment to you is irrational. It clouds his judgment. He would kill every child in this church to save you.
Why aren't you?
I'm following Godric's orders and getting you out. That's all.
He's your maker, isn't he?
Don't use words you don't understand.
You have a lot of love for him.
Don't use words I don't understand.
SStan
[entering the sanctuary with his vampires] Steve Newlin! You have pushed us too far. You expect us to sit on our thumbs while you round up your men to come lynch us? We'll kill you first. Same way we did your father.
Oh god, no.
Murderer!
SStan
[to the other vampires] Destroy them, all of them.
[from the top altar, as the vamps swarm the sanctuary] Enough! You came for me, I assume. Underling?
[all movement stops]
SStan
Yes, sheriff.
These people have not harmed me. You see we can coexist. Mr. Newlin, I do not wish to create blood shed when none is called for. Help me set an example. If we leave you in peace, will you do the same?
I will not negotiate with subhumans! Kill me. Do it. Jesus will protect me.
I am actually older than your Jesus. I wish I could have known him, but I missed it. [to the armed congregation] Good people, who of you is willing to die for this man's madness? [silence] That's what I thought. Stand down, everyone. People, go home. It's over now.
Oh, thank god. Bill?
It's alright. You're safe now.
Now, I reckon I've already been to heaven. It was inside your wife.
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