[after being shot] I'm alive. Holy shit. God saved me. I'm saved.
[holding a gun] Oh, for heaven's sake, grow a brain cell. Paintballs!
What? You crazy bitch!
I let you into my house, into my bed, and into my heart. All I stood for, all I believed in, I violated to be with you!
Ok.
I gave you everything for a lie! You're worse than Judas.
Why, what did he do to you?
Ugh. Fuck you! [shoots him again, in the groin]
OOHH OHHH SWEET JESUS. OK, I'm sorry OK? Just, tell me what you want me to say, don't shoot me again...
You came to prey on me; to ruin the sacred vow I made to my husband then like a coward you ran!
No, I didn't... Okay, I ran. But it wasn't from you. It was from your husband and his crazy weapon collection. Why'd you have to go and tell him?
Tell him? I didn't tell him anything. He's the one who told me!
Wait, wait. Told you what?
There are wolves in our hen house. We must defend our flock.
What's that got to do with-
We have your sister!
Sookie's in the church?
She came in yesterday, spoutin' the same lies you told!
Now you listen to me. She's got nothin' to do with this.
You Stackhouses... you're nothin' but a buncha heartless, two-faced vampire fuckers!
[grabbing the paint gun and pushing her down] Don't you ever talk about my sister like that! If I find out any of you so much as touched her, I'm gonna come back here...and it won't be with no FUCKIN' PAINT GUN!
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