[after being shot] I'm alive. Holy shit. God saved me. I'm saved.
[holding a gun] Oh, for heaven's sake, grow a brain cell. Paintballs!
I let you into my house, into my bed, and into my heart. All I stood for, all I believed in, I violated to be with you!
I gave you everything for a lie! You're worse than Judas.
Why, what did he do to you?
Ugh. Fuck you! [shoots him again, in the groin]
OOHH OHHH SWEET JESUS. OK, I'm sorry OK? Just, tell me what you want me to say, don't shoot me again...
You came to prey on me; to ruin the sacred vow I made to my husband then like a coward you ran!
No, I didn't... Okay, I ran. But it wasn't from you. It was from your husband and his crazy weapon collection. Why'd you have to go and tell him?
Tell him? I didn't tell him anything. He's the one who told me!
Wait, wait. Told you what?
There are wolves in our hen house. We must defend our flock.
What's that got to do with-
She came in yesterday, spoutin' the same lies you told!
Now you listen to me. She's got nothin' to do with this.
You Stackhouses... you're nothin' but a buncha heartless, two-faced vampire fuckers!
[grabbing the paint gun and pushing her down] Don't you ever talk about my sister like that! If I find out any of you so much as touched her, I'm gonna come back here...and it won't be with no FUCKIN' PAINT GUN!
[to Sookie about leaving the church] I could have you outta here in seconds.
The other humans wouldn't think twice about hurting us.
Why didn't you bring Bill with you?
His attachment to you is irrational. It clouds his judgment. He would kill every child in this church to save you.
I'm following Godric's orders and getting you out. That's all.
He's your maker, isn't he?
Don't use words you don't understand.
You have a lot of love for him.
Don't use words I don't understand.
SStan
[entering the sanctuary with his vampires] Steve Newlin! You have pushed us too far. You expect us to sit on our thumbs while you round up your men to come lynch us? We'll kill you first. Same way we did your father.
SStan
[to the other vampires] Destroy them, all of them.
[from the top altar, as the vamps swarm the sanctuary] Enough! You came for me, I assume. Underling?
[all movement stops]
These people have not harmed me. You see we can coexist. Mr. Newlin, I do not wish to create blood shed when none is called for. Help me set an example. If we leave you in peace, will you do the same?
I will not negotiate with subhumans! Kill me. Do it. Jesus will protect me.
I am actually older than your Jesus. I wish I could have known him, but I missed it. [to the armed congregation] Good people, who of you is willing to die for this man's madness? [silence] That's what I thought. Stand down, everyone. People, go home. It's over now.
It's alright. You're safe now.
[walking up to Sookie] Hello there. I'm Lorena.
Nice to meet you, I'm Sookie.
Hmmm, yes. You're what all the fuss is about.
Well, we have a mutual friend.
That's right. Funny he never mentioned me. I practically made him what he is today.
[walking into the room] Lorena!
Oh, hello darling. I was just getting to know your plaything. You always did like to prey on the innocent.
Bill, is this your maker?
She released me years ago. She no longer has any hold over me.
Oh I wouldn't say that. We had two marvelous nights in your hotel room.
Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a fifty-two inch plasma screen television earlier tonight? Everyone always says they're so thin and light. But let me tell you when wielded properly, it's quite a weapon.
Lorena, you need to leave!
[to Sookie] I hope he doesn't pull the same shenanigans with you. There's no excuse for domestic violence.
What she has failed to mention is that she was holding me prisoner!
[chuckling] Cha! We were just catchin' up, is all.
