[about Maryann] So, collecting stray black people. That some kind of hobby of hers?
Eggs[laughing] She's right about you. You are funny.
Oh, yeah? What else she tell you about me?
Eggs
She said you crashed your car with a gallon of whiskey in your lap.
It was vodka. Really cheap vodka.
Eggs
Hey, I'm not judging you... Believe me. When Maryann found me, I was... let's just say I was a hell of a lot worse off than you. She's a miracle worker. You'll see.
Yeah, well. I won't be stickin' around that long.
Eggs
It's too bad.
My momma, when she thought somethin' was too good to be true, she'd say, Satan in a Sunday hat. That's exactly what this is.
Eggs
You know it took me a long time to stop looking over my shoulder too. But there's good people in this world. Sometimes, good shit happens.
[at Sookie's house] Did you know MaryAnn wants us all to be roommates here?
Eggs
No. Cool. I guess that other guy came back from Peru.
No, not cool! Not gonna happen. I just moved in.
Eggs
Okay, fine. We can go some where else if that's how you feel about it.
That's all you gotta say?
Eggs
Relax. It's not big deal.
What are you? What are you? Nomads?
Eggs
We move around a little bit. Nothing wrong with that.
Wait nothing! I didn't know. You coulda told me.
Eggs
Who cares? What matters is being with the people you love.
Well, other things matter too! Like knowin' the truth about the poeople you love. So while we're on the subject, what exactly is your 'thing' with MaryAnn?
Eggs
Look, when I was ready to lay down and die she lifted me up. Same as she did you.
Now you follow here where ever she goes?
Eggs
I'm not her dog if that's what you're trying to say. And why all of a sudden are you so paranoid about MaryAnn?
Because I'm tryin' not to be a fool.
Eggs
You know what this is about? Your history is so fucked up, you have no clue what family is.
[hurt] That's not fair. I do have a clue.
Eggs
Who gives a damn about a house. MaryAnn, Carl, and me; we take care of each other. We took care of you. That's what family is, Tara.
[coming in, all filthy] Good Mornin'!
Whoa! Maryann are you okay?
I am fantastic! I slept outside last night and communed with my animal nature.
Eggs
[eying the dead bunny] No shit.
[holds it up] This little fellow hopped by and I thought, hmm yummy! Rabbit stew.
Feeling sorry for things is just an excuse not to celebrate your own happiness.
Eggs
[tranced out] Baby! Where you been? I-I was so scared. Don't you ever leave me again, okay?
I won't, I promise. I love you. We gotta get you outta here, okay? Let's go somewhere else, please. [he doesn't move] Listen to me.
[from behind her] But everything you want is right here. I knew you'd come.
No. I don't know what you are, but I want out!
Oh, it's too late for that.
You made me eat somebody's heart!
And you loved it. Admit it.
You don't want us. You want Sam. we ain't got nothin' to do with it.
Nothing to do with it? 'You' summoned 'me'.
That night in the woods with that unfortunate pharmacist. You saw me. Well you saw 'you' through me. (flashes back to the fake exorcism)
But Miss Jeanette was a fake. She scammed people by makin' up crazy rituals.
Ooh, a ritual is a powerful thing and calling forth that kind of energy... has consequences.
Sadly no. I should've known she wasn't the vessel, but you have to try every option, ya know?
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