Why am I here?
We want the same thing, you and I.
For a vampire, you are a terrible liar.
“Hard-Hearted Hannah” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Eric Northman (4), Lorena (3), Pam (1), Jason Stackhouse (1), Lafayette Reynolds (1)
Jason Stackhouse, abstinent.
LLuke
Sound good, don't it?
Not really.
'Baby?' I am over 1,000 years old.
Why am I here, Mr. Northman?
We want the same thing, you and I. [she just looks at him] Okay, Bill has something I want and he's in the way.
His human?
She's something more than human.
What is she?
That I do not know. Whatever it is, he loves her.
What makes you think I want him back? That I'd even take him back?
Because you didn't come all this way just to see me.
[annoyed] I haven't seen Bill Compton is over seventy years. Surely you can't think I have any pull over him, whatsoever.
I haven't seen my maker for much longer than that and yet, I am still loyal to him. Fiercely.
Shame I didn't turn you. Then again... you're not really my type.
[from behind him] Remember me? [as he gets jumpy] Aww, you do. How's life?
Not so good. Uh, is you real?
[looking around the freezer] Hmmm. This is nice. I could sleep here in a pinch.
What are you doin' here? I ain't said nothin' to nobody.
And I knew you wouldn't.
Why didn't the fuck ya'll just glamour me, huh?
Oh poor thing. We would have, but then you wouldn't have remembered that you owed us.
Owe you?
Eric sent me with a request. [holds up a small bottle of blood] You're back in business.
Oh no I ain't. I'm outta that shit.
So sorry. But you're very much back in this shit.
You locked me up and tortured me for damn near three mother-fuckin' weeks, 'cause you caught me selling V and now...
Now what?
What the fuck is vampires doing selling V anyway?
We're not. You are. Get to work. [tosses him the bottle and leaves]
I wasn't sure you'd come.
For a vampire, you are a terrible liar.
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