Sarah Newlin quotes from True Blood

Sarah Newlin

What I've realized is you can't effect the kind of change, I mean the real kind of change that you and I were looking to effect from the pulpit. The truth is if you really want to do god's work you have to be in politics.

Sarah Newlin

Jason, I sent for you because I know how tough first days on the job can be. I know if I were you I would have thoughts like what am I doing? I don't belong here, and what if this was all a big mistake. That's why I've decided to do a little something to make you feel like your apart of the team. Welcome to the copulation study.

Sarah Newlin

Jason! Please this is gods work I am doing and if you kill me he will punish you!

Jason

[after being shot] I'm alive. Holy shit. God saved me. I'm saved.

Sarah Newlin

[holding a gun] Oh, for heaven's sake, grow a brain cell. Paintballs!

Jason

What? You crazy bitch!

Sarah Newlin

I let you into my house, into my bed, and into my heart. All I stood for, all I believed in, I violated to be with you!

Jason

Ok.

Sarah Newlin

I gave you everything for a lie! You're worse than Judas.

Jason

Why, what did he do to you?

Sarah Newlin

Ugh. Fuck you! [shoots him again, in the groin]

Jason

OOHH OHHH SWEET JESUS. OK, I'm sorry OK? Just, tell me what you want me to say, don't shoot me again...

Sarah Newlin

You came to prey on me; to ruin the sacred vow I made to my husband then like a coward you ran!

Jason

No, I didn't... Okay, I ran. But it wasn't from you. It was from your husband and his crazy weapon collection. Why'd you have to go and tell him?

Sarah Newlin

Tell him? I didn't tell him anything. He's the one who told me!

Jason

Wait, wait. Told you what?

Sarah Newlin

There are wolves in our hen house. We must defend our flock.

Jason

What's that got to do with-

Sarah Newlin

We have your sister!

Jason

Sookie's in the church?

Sarah Newlin

She came in yesterday, spoutin' the same lies you told!

Jason

Now you listen to me. She's got nothin' to do with this.

Sarah Newlin

You Stackhouses... you're nothin' but a buncha heartless, two-faced vampire fuckers!

Jason

[grabbing the paint gun and pushing her down] Don't you ever talk about my sister like that! If I find out any of you so much as touched her, I'm gonna come back here...and it won't be with no FUCKIN' PAINT GUN!

Jessica

Who are you?

My name's James.

Jessica

Do you know what we're doing here, James?

They want us to fuck.

Jessica

Who wants us to fuck? [James motions to the one way mirror] But I- I don't know you.

They don't care.

Jessica

I guess that shouldn't surprise me.

Don't worry, okay? [to the people behind the mirror] I'm not doing anything.

Spotlight.

Yes, sir. [James is burned with sunlight]

[to the mirror] I'm a vampire, not a rapist.

Jason

[under his breath] Jesus Christ, thank you.

Sarah

Zap him again.

Yes, ma'am. [James is burned with sunlight]

Jessica

Oh, God. James?

[looking at the mirror] Yeah?

Jessica

Let's just do it. [to the mirror] We'll do it, all right? [unbuttoning her shirt] We'll put on a show for y'all.

Don't.

Jessica

We'll just get it over with so, you know... It's going to feel like I'm a virgin, but I'm not.

[stopping her from taking off her pants] No fucking way, okay? You're a beautiful person, and you don't deserve this.

Jessica

I'm not a person. Yeah, I do.

[yelling at the mirror] Fuck you and your lights!