Devin quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Josee

What does Don have against us? Are we too talented, too attractive, too all-of-the-above?

Carrie

Devin! You’re alive!

Devin

I just hurt my ankle, it’s not bad. [gets stepped by a bull] Now that’s bad…

Don

And the Cadets take second! [MacArthur raspberries]

MacArthur

I’d rather take first, but, anyway we beat those Ice for Brains jerks is a good day. Good call, I’m not joining up with them again. Way to lead, partner!

Carrie

Are you okay? Anything broken?

Devin

No, Carrie, I just… Ow!

Carrie

Good! Gotta get to the carpet! [Runs all the way to the carpet carrying Devin]

Don

And the Best Friends take third. That leads the Haters, and the Ice Dancers.[talks to the Ice Dancers] How are you feeling about your chances now?

Josee

Never better…

Jacques

It’s a Botch or Watch! “Ride 'em, Gaucho.”?

Don

For this Botch or Watch the team member who didn’t play ring toss in the Arctic gets to ride a horse. And use a traditional badora to tie up their team’s designated emu. Once their emu is wrapped up, they must bring it by taxi to the Chill Sone located here, a top Mount Aconcagua in the Andes. But hurry, the last team to arrive maybe heading home, Back at the academy, the Best Friends aren’t letting a single nosebleed stop them.

Carrie

Aaah! Ugh!

Devin

I'm sorry.

Carrie

Ow!

MacArthur

Oh, way to hurt your partner!

Carrie

Okay, well they sacrifice themselves for us in Vietnam so we choose the Surfers.

Don

Done! Carrie and Devin good luck with all of that.

All right, the Surfers are awesome. Sorry, let's go.

Don

The Best Friends are gone, but the Surfers return. 4 teams will vie for the million! Who will win? Keep watching the Ridonculous Race.

Carrie

It was a super hard race, but you were my hero the whole time.

Devin

[muffled] I had a great time.

Carrie

I had a blast, too.

Don

Not to the death? Okay. Let’s meet the teams that aren’t racing to the death. Carrie and Devin, best friends.

Carrie

I met Devin in the sandbox and we haven't spent a day apart since. If anyone can win this race, it's us.

Devin

Yeah. I know Carrie so well. It's like we're… [noticing his partner's dreamy look] Uh, what are you doing?

Carrie

Oh…uh, link check, for the camera! Whoo-hoo, race!