Next up, James Kray.
S8 E8July 30th, 2006
Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small as well.
[upon seeing the size of the van James had bought] James, are you filming with us today or are you moving house?
Who's got the fastest van?
I'm no match for Hamster; look at his postage stamp go!
[voiceover] James was having problems with his illegal immigrant. So, he decided to employ him.
[upon being unable to break into Richard's Suzuki Super Carry] Why don't you just pick the van up and put it in your pocket?
[Hammond has just flipped his Suzuki Super Carry.]
So, um, I guess he could be dead!
Well, there's a police car at the scene of the accident, so...
Well, if he is dead, and you fancy a job on Top Gear, why not write to us at "I'm better than Richard Hammond was...
I may have... have overcooked that a bit.
...BBC, Wood Lane, London W12 7TS!"
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