[advocating the Rover 75]
There's nothing raucous about its V6 engine. It rides more smoothly than a Rolls-Royce Corniche. And it's trimmed like a first-class cabin on the Titanic. Before it sank.
S3 E7December 14th, 2003
The problem with the Morgan is, it's just a car they forgot to stop making in the forties.
[on the Noble]
This is a bathroom appliance.
So, with the very greatness of Britain resting on his shoulders, the Stig is away.
That is German music! The treacherous Stig's listening to Beethoven! Although he probably knows it simply as the tune from the IBM ad.
[on the CityRover] At 6,900 pounds it is too expensive, particularly as, well it's rubbish.
S3 E8December 21st, 2003
[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Audi's new V6 ankle bracelet; A moment of madness from Aston Martin; And Johnny Vegas in our Reasonably-Priced Car - which should be interesting since he can't drive!
[while interviewing Johnny Vegas]
JJohnny
I wanted a people carrier, but you've slated it so much on the show.
Well people carriers are for people who've given up.
JJohnny
Look at me!
[to an audience member who declared the Subaru Impreza Turbo "common"]
Your job's to shut up.
What I like is the way Jeremy's taken on a kind of a bouncer role here. I mean, just leaping around the audience looming at people.
[trying to get onto the buyer list for a Ford GT] Fords are magnificent in every way.
[on the Peugeot 206 GTi]
It manages to be so heavy when it's made out of spit and Kleenex.
S3 E9December 28th, 2003
[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Cameron Diaz tests Lamborghini's lightweight Murciélago naked; We drive Schumacher's F1 Ferrari; And our Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car is her Majesty, the Queen.
Have a look at this, this is our - Jeremy's - bar bill from the Isle of Man trip. [allows large stack of fanfold printer paper to fall to the floor] That's a huge number of fruit-based drinks.
[accompanied by James playing the theme music on a Casio keyboard]
On tonight's cut-price Top Gear: A small plastic car that's actually quite economical; we take a seasonal Yuletide trip to, eh... Birmingham; oh, and we do have a supercar! Albeit a quite cheap one.
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