[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Audi's new V6 ankle bracelet; A moment of madness from Aston Martin; And Johnny Vegas in our Reasonably-Priced Car - which should be interesting since he can't drive!
“December 21st, 2003” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (5), Richard Hammond (1)
[while interviewing Johnny Vegas]
JJohnny
I wanted a people carrier, but you've slated it so much on the show.
Well people carriers are for people who've given up.
JJohnny
Look at me!
[to an audience member who declared the Subaru Impreza Turbo "common"]
Your job's to shut up.
What I like is the way Jeremy's taken on a kind of a bouncer role here. I mean, just leaping around the audience looming at people.
[trying to get onto the buyer list for a Ford GT] Fords are magnificent in every way.
[on the Peugeot 206 GTi]
It manages to be so heavy when it's made out of spit and Kleenex.
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