[My road boat].
Help! I'm trying to get up the hill. Haha!
S8 E3May 21st, 2006
[voiceover] Meanwhile, back at the convoy...
[Richard's campervan suddenly stalls at a road junction]
No!! Not now...
[Richard tries to start the campervan, just as Jeremy starts to pull away in his Hilux]
Wait! I've died, I've died!
Goodbye!
[voiceover] ...and so in the spirit of Top Gear comradeship... we left James behind.
It's the coldest March for twenty years, because of global warming.
[Richard's van is sinking and James' car is stuck in weeds]
Did you want tea or coffee?
Tea, please mate.
I've got a spare outboard.
You are joking.
I have. How much will you give me?
A million pounds!
A million?
And a leg, take your pick! Either leg! [Jeremy hands him the tiny 4.5hp motor he was originally recommended] Oh, yes! Now what do I do?
Hammond, how much?
For what?
A lift.
I'll give you a million quid, or this bucket.
Jeremy?
Yes?
I've come up with a problem.
[realising Richard's bucket has holes in it]
You have... you owe me a million pounds!
Avast, land lubbers!
Rise Toybota!
[to Richard and Jeremy at the end of the challenge] Chaps...one observation I might have. Sailing: REALLY boring!
[after the amphibious car challenge]
It's a fair victory. It's not like I'm a sore loser or anything... it's just that, for going home tonight, James won't be using the Herald [points to the Triumph Herald] because the clutch has gone. Richard won't be using that [points to the "Dampervan"] because it was ruined in the accident. Whereas, because I bought a Hilux [points at Toybota] - and, as we know, from here [indicates the Hilux] - they are indestructible, I shall be driving this home! So, um...
Yes, alright.
Yes, thank you all very much for watching. It's been a...[Clarkson gets in and tries to start it, but fails, to much ridicule from Hammond and May]
Oh ha ha ha! You have broken the 'indestructible'... ha ha ha. It's not working.
[Richard and James listen to the engine]
BBoth
No it isn't.
...And on that bombshell, it's time to end the show. Thanks very much for watching. [Jeremy "facepalms" on the steering wheel out of embarrassment] Goodnight!
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