James May quotes from Top Gear

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Motorsport is rubbish! [At the end of the coupes' race – 29/05/2005]

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[On the Maserati Bora] Is molto bella!

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For sale: BMW 528. 19K, VGC, TNT, FSH, PAS, AAC, OBC, ICE, ABS, EBD, PDC, DTC, DSC. £15000, ONO [May playing with acronyms in his car advertisement]

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[Talking about the Peugeot 1007 electric doors] I think they were right about the Peugeot, because if we'd tested this we'd have spent all day with that button going "bzzzzt" and saying "Hey, this is like Star Trek!".

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I think I might have Norwegian wood!

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I really enjoyed our day out together, Richard. It's not very often I get to take someone out for a nice dinner. [camera switches to Richard, who is now looking somewhat concerned]

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Well I would, and you would, but I don't think Jeremy will because he'll become obsessed by [impersonates Clarkson] power and winning!

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What's the Norwegian for "Oh, Cock?"

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[On voting for the greatest driving song] A vote for Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell will result in your internet service provider changing your domain name to 'loser'!

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[While driving someone] The interesting thing about the French nation, I think, because they are essentially peasants and Communists, is that they are quite good at the fairly small and fairly simple car.

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[On voting for the greatest driving song] However your home may be at risk if you vote for Meatloaf!

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I'd give... the rest of me year's salary... to see that sink [When Jeremy was on an Argocat amphibious vehicle]

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[Commenting on Dubai whilst there] I've got shirts older than this city.

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[On voting for Bat Out Of Hell as the best driving anthem ever] If you do choose to vote for Bat Out of Hell then we will come round and cut off YOUR electricity!

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Interestingly I think the Zonda is the sort of car for people who worry too much about their teeth.