[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Two British sports cars with forged papers; Dr. Who is the star in our reasonably priced car; And I splash out on a seventies Roller.
“June 12th, 2005” · Season 6, Episode 3
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), James May (1)
[On the Maserati Bora] Is molto bella!
[on the Wiesmann MF3]
You see the body and you think it's going to be as advanced as mud - but honestly, it corners like a cylon interceptor.
[on the Stig]
Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue... we know him only, as the Stig.
[During the news]
[On the Porsche Cayman] Porsche, the laziest design studio in the world!
[On the smart fire car] You know that, erm, World's Wildest Police Chase thing that's on Channel 5 late at night (exaggerated American accent) "There's police chases from around the world!" And it's always a big V8 chasing a Corvette in Australia and America, then they go (American accent again) "We got a chase from the United Kingdom of England Land." And it's, "Oh no it's gonna be so embarrassing!" Sure enough it's a Vauxhall Astra with a big DIESEL sign over it. (Yorkshire policeman accent) "Ohh we're chasing this err BMX bike up the err A34." Oh this is going round the world, they're gonna laugh at us!
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