[A couple minutes later] Cody, I'm so glad you want to have six kids.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Isn't couple's game night fun, honey?
Touch me again and I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it.
Why don't you just take your turn, London!
I will put my A down to make 'a'.
I will add onto your 'a' to make 'at'.
I will add onto your 'at' to make 'rat'.
[Puts a dozen letters down] I will add onto your 'rat' to make 'biostratographic'.
[Knocks the board onto the floor] Oh no! Tidal Wave!
[After London jumps out and scares him] London, that was unbelievebly cruel!
Why? It was just a little prank.
No, you obviously knew there was an elevator and didn't tell me!
TMs. Tuttwiler
Hey, what are you guys looking at? (sees Moseby floating in the air) Marion?!?!?!?!
EMMA!
TMs. Tutwiller
How dare you! ...I finally get a boyfriend and you send him into the stratosphere.
(with his clothes ripped) I'm BACK! (the students laugh) QUIET! (pause) It might interest you to know, that after you set me adrift, I was struck by lightning! Forced to LAND by a military helicopter. And eventually rescued...by a particularly loathsome baboon. I'll spare you the rest of the details, because after that, it got REALLY nasty. (the students laugh more) You think that's funny? Well maybe you'll think this is funny. PROM...IS...CANCELLED! (the students gasp and Moseby folds his arms)
AAddison
Bailey, I really need your advice.
Vote for me for Prom Queen!
AAddison
I meant about Woody.
Woody should vote for me for Prom Queen too! (thumbs up)
AAddison
I really wanted to come to prom with Woody, so what am I supposed to do when he walks in with his..... other woman?!
Y'know what you're gonna do? You should march up to that woman, look her dead in the eyes and say
"Vote Bailey for Prom Queen!"
ZCZack and Cody
What do you mean you're not going to graduation?!
We're not just friends, or shipmates, we're a family.
Goodbye seniors, goodbye class. High school you can-
O-KAY! Thank you Zack!
Mr and Mrs Martin, it's so nice to finally meet you I'm Bailey.
Nice to meet you too.
Oh right, you're Cody's...Where are you guys now?
You know if you bothered to read Cody's emails you'd know that they're back together.
I'm still on the one after Paris that was like twenty six pages. I like Zack's better it's short and to the point. 'Hi Dad, send money.'
[On the phone with Mr. Tipton] Actually... I don't understand. We are having this graduation ceremony whether you like it or not. Good day, Mr. Tipton.
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