EEunice
Hey, London, you're whittling! what're you making?
A pointy stick to stab all you people.
EEunice
Well, why don't you just use the knife?
(makes a maniacal face)
EEunice
Why did I just say that?
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Hurtful, sir!
They're fatigues.
Yeah, we're all tired.
Stupid roof co-AAAAHHHH!!! [falls down and lands on Cody]
Are you gonna kiss her or are we gonna have to wait six months again?
Mr. Tipton, you are doing a very nice thing.
TMr. Tipton
I know, but I'm going to go through with it anyway. Marilyn, I like the cut of your gib. You look me up if you ever need a job.
THAT'S IT. I've HAD ENOUGH of these (ship's horn blows) SNAKES...ON THIS (ship's horn blows) BOAT!
We're going to need a bigger net.
Hey I ordered steaks not snakes!
Zack, truth or dare?
Uh, truth.
How many girls did you date before me?
DARE.
Hahaha! You should have seen your face. I was all like "menacing noise" and you were all like "scared reaction"! Hahaha!
Terrific. You dropped my phone in a crate full of- [looks at the label on the crate of snakes and gasps] DANGEROUS SNACKS!
How could snacks be dangerous?
They could be very high in sodium content.
It says snacks.
No but I got this painful floor burn!
Ooh! It looks exactly like Justin Bieber! Haha! Make it sing! Make it sing!
[As she and Woody enter a room with crates full of snakes in it] Why are you out of breath? We took the elevator.
We still had to walk down a mid-sized hallway. With a turn!
Six.
Six?
Six. Six is the answer to every question. How many boys did you date before me? Six. What size do you think I am? Six. How pretty and I? Six?
Wow, that really works!
It'll solve all your problems.
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