Aaargh! I'll never beat Irv. I'm such a loser. Loser, loser, loser! [hits his forehead with his hand]
You've got to be more positive. Try this: winner, winner, winner! [hits Arwin's forehead with Arwin's hand]
No, that doesn't work so well either.
Well, I've got a great technique to keep from getting nervous. Think of a happy place and all the pressure will just melt away.
Well, thanks, but no matter how happy the place, it'll never be me up on that winner's podium accepting the Golden Plunger and a kiss from the plunger girl...
[Carey enters]
Come on guys, time to go home.
Can't we stay a little longer mom?
I'm sorry, but I've got to get upstairs and work on this stupid song, the Tipton's hosting some kind of geek games. Moseby's making me sing at the opening ceremonies and hand out the Golden Plunger.
You're the plo-plo-plo-plo-plo-plo- [Zack hits him in the back] plunger girl? [Carey nods] Weldon's going down.
Don't you call our mom a fair-haired beauty!
Yeah. You should see her in the morning, there ain't nothing beautiful about it.
I Irv
Hey plunger girl, I can't wait for our lips to meet.
I just... I just threw up a little bit...
London, customers. Ok, be cool. Act like we've done this before.
Hello, ladies. Welcome to London's, a fabulous fashion boutique. Can I help you with something?
C1 Customer 1
We're just looking. Thank you.
Those dresses are made for women with an hourglass figure. You're shaped like a pumpkin. And you're more like a butternut squash.
C1 Customer 1
I have never in my life...
I happen to love butternut squash. I love all the winter vegetables!
This store is a total failure. What are you doing wrong, Maddie?
So, have we sold anything yet?
Considering we sold them to you and you used your employer's 100% discount on all of them, it ain't good.
[about George Washington] He's the guy on the $1 bill.
M Moesby
Stop the bulldozers! I got the injunct-AAAAHHHH!
Did you hear that? He said he got the injunct-AAAAHHHH!
Boys, you need to get upstairs and study for your American History test tomorrow.
Mother, there is no history. Yesterday we got off the boat and today we bathed in the creek.
Who was the 1st President of the United States?
Ooh ooh. I know, I know. He chopped down a cherry tree, had icky wooden teeth. Don't tell me.
Why do you always look at me?
Force of habit. What was it, the rascally elves?
Where would she have learned to con people like that?
I'm thinking she was home schooled.
How do you know Darlene is talking about you? Oh, yeah, she said "obnoxious."
NO YELLING IN THE LOBBY!!!!!
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