[about the replacement brooch] London, that is not the point. This one doesn't have sentimental value.
That's right. It has dollar-mental value.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You know, Tim always obeys me.
He's a rock!
You don't have to do everything Mr. Moseby says. We like to think of his rules more as... suggestions.
If I give you guys pets, will you stop bugging me?
TTwins
Yes.
Pet rocks. Don't overfeed them.
I'm gonna name mine Tim.
You're gonna write those girls an apology and an essay on why peeping is wrong. Five hundred words each.
Five hundred words? Couldn't you just ground us?
One thousand.
One thousand!
Two thousand. You wanna go for three?
Quit while we're behind. You don't even know three thousand words.
(after lamp hits wall) Oh no!
Wonder what Mr. Moseby will say?
(appearing in doorway) I don't know. Let's ask him.
CCorrie
I can't believe London Tipton is in our English class.
(to Mary-Margaret) She scares me.
CCorrie
I scare London Tipton!
This is the cafeteria. What do you want for breakfast, London? London?
I look horrible.
We're all wearing the same thing.
You look horrible too.
(to Maddie) Thanks to you, Mary-Margaret and I can't go to the fashion show. I hate you.
MMMary-Margaret
You were gonna take me?
Yeah.
MMMary-Margaret
(to Maddie) I hate you too.
What are you doing?
Homework.
There was school today!? But I thought it was a long weekend.
...It's Wednesday.
Oh so it's almost the weekend again! Well, no point in going now!
London, I have a message from your father. He is outraged by your poor attendance record at school.
How'd he find out?
He went to your school open house and they've never heard of you.
[gasps] Daddy went to open house? He does care!
He cares so much he's having you transferred to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.
That's funny. My school has the same name! What are the odds!? [laughs]
[Moseby nods and Maddie starts sobbing]
Promise me that nobody will get hurt.
I can't make that promise!
Oddly, I'm OK with that.
Hey, Maddie, I'm running for class president!
Great! What's your platform?
"Vote for Zack."
No, that's your slogan. Your platform covers the issues you care about. What do you care about most?
I care about people who vote for Zack!
You back-stabbing lowlife jerk!
You better be talking to him.
I am.
Well, don't talk to him like that.
Cody actually has some very good ideas. I've got nothing.
What about ice cream and skate parks? (crowd agrees)
Like that'll happen. What do you guys still believe in, the Tooth Fairy?
I for one am voting for Cody.
You don't go to school here.
Oh. Well if I went to school here, I'd vote for Cody.
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