Chief Wiggum as chorus member and Chorus members in “A Streetcar Named Marge”

[Opening number of "Oh, Streetcar!"]

[The curtain rises revealing Chief Wiggum standing in front of a set resembling the New Orleans Superdome

Long before the Superdome,

Where the Saints of football play,

There’s a city that the damned call home,

Hear their hellish rondelet...

[The set rotates revealing a New Orleans street set surrounded by the other chorus members]

Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,

New Orleans!

Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores,

If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip,

To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip'

New Orleans!

Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile,

New Orleans!

Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul,

New Orleans!

Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank,

New Orleans!