“Son, I can see you're experiencing some pretty...” – Homer, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

Son, I can see you're experiencing some pretty big feelings right now. Let's try and center them. Now blow out your candles.

[scoffs] You blow 'em out, dumbass.

I know, I know. It's a lot to process suddenly having a great father.

Dude, you're not capable of change!

[through teeth] I hear you and I validate your feelings.

[sternly] You're not a great father, you are Homer Simpson. A drunk, neglectful sack of crap, and that's why everyone laughs at you!

[turns red in anger] Why you little... [angrily strangles Bart, smashes onto his cake, then resets]

[switches the light on] Bart, look what you did to your cake.

Mmm, floor cake. [takes a bite of Bart's cake]

Ten. I stopped it. I'm still ten.

[to Bart] When are you going to grow up?

Never.

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