“Lisa Gets an F1” · Season 35
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2)
[the dogs barking] Monster. Monsters all. Ow!
So he's afraid of germs on toilet seats.
No, he's afraid of rotisserie chicken. Lisa, if we can use this exposures treatment to get you comfortable in cars, that might help you overcome your other anxieties.
Okay, I'll do whatever it takes.
Well, I must warn you, it won't be fun.
Time for your bedtime sweet dream routine. [Lisa climbs into bed, and Homer switches the light off] Here's your night-terror teddies... [He dumps all the teddies on Lisa] And I'll set the night-light to "boogeyman banisher." [He squats down and turns Lisa's moon night-light on]
[As he wakes up from the Mario Kart nightmare After He (As Wario) knocks Lisa (as Mario) Off the Rainbow Road with a bomb.] It's-a me, Wario! It's all my fault! Wah!
Okay, missing a wheel, no brakes, still in control. Okay, now I'm not in control, but still calm. Wow, I have a great therapist.
She's gonna die!
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