So in summary, there are only two real commandments and the other eight are just filler.
“Wedding for Disaster” · Season 20
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Reverend Timothy Lovejoy (1)
[Trying on a tuxedo.]
This one's a little gay, isn't it?
SWStore Worker
Well the last time I checked, pirates weren't gay.
Ew. How'd you check?
So if you weren't married, does that mean I'm a bastard?
You were born when they were married, so in the literal sense, no. But in the sense of someone being angry at you, yes.
It's not a big deal. We'll just go to City Hall and get married there.
[to Homer and Marge] I think it's romantic: you can pretend you're newlyweds, starting a life together!
Yeah, instead of exhausted zombies running down the clock!
[turns red in anger] Why you little bastard! [Grabs Bart and starts strangling him.]
That's the angry one!
[chokingly] Uh-huh!
MMoe
I'm selling all sorts of faith based knick knacks. [points to bumper stickers]
C6Channel 6 newsman
Let's take a look.
MMoe
[reading bumper stickers] I'd commit arson for the Parson. Clergyman can kiss my apse. And all kinds of gems. Surprisingly none of them have sold. Except for this one. [holds up button that reads "Welcome Parson"]
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