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The Simpsons · Season 20

Moe and Channel 6 newsman in “Wedding for Disaster”

MMoe

I'm selling all sorts of faith based knick knacks. [points to bumper stickers]

C6Channel 6 newsman

Let's take a look.

MMoe

[reading bumper stickers] I'd commit arson for the Parson. Clergyman can kiss my apse. And all kinds of gems. Surprisingly none of them have sold. Except for this one. [holds up button that reads "Welcome Parson"]

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