So if you weren't married, does that mean I'm a bastard?
You were born when they were married, so in the literal sense, no. But in the sense of someone being angry at you, yes.
It's not a big deal. We'll just go to City Hall and get married there.
[to Homer and Marge] I think it's romantic: you can pretend you're newlyweds, starting a life together!
Yeah, instead of exhausted zombies running down the clock!
[turns red in anger] Why you little bastard! [Grabs Bart and starts strangling him.]
That's the angry one!
[chokingly] Uh-huh!
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