Hey Mom, can Juliet sleepover?
Are your parents okay with that? They've never met us.
We could be murderers.
Could have been, if we hadn't had kids.
“Lisa the Drama Queen” · Season 20
In this episode: Marge Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (3), Homer Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Martin Prince (1)
Nice doorbell. Is it computerized?
Hey, that was... [hits Bart]
Ow!
Homer!
Well, we... I... You come up with an excuse! [hits Bart again]
Ow!
You can't keep Juliet and me apart! I'll... I'll disobey!
I'm Bart Simpson's mother, do you think you've got any tricks I haven't seen. [Leaves the room.]
[Lisa climbs out the window and slides down the tree only to land in a laundry basket being held by Marge.]
Bart Simpson: Age 3. [Marge takes the laundry basket with Lisa back inside.]
[Comes out of a hidden door in the tree dressed in black.] Bart Simpson: Age 10. Mhwahahahaha!
Are you saying Lisa is not at the Model U.N.?
[Dressed as a Belgian delegate.] To the extent you can trust the word of a Belgian...yes!
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