I can't count how many times your father's done something crazy like this...
[Lisa pulls out a rolling counter which is now at 300]
It's 300, Mom.
I could've sworn it was 302.
Shhh!
“Barting Over” · Season 14
In this episode: Bart Simpson (11), Homer Simpson (8), Marge Simpson (6), Lisa Simpson (5), Judge Harm (2), Abe (1), Fit-Fat Tony (1), Blue-Haired Lawyer (1)
Dad, you don't understand. This was never about being cool. It was about you not caring how I felt.
Oh, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, you stupid little kid!
Homer, you're heading for a parental face-plant! Do a 180 emotional Ollie! [groans as he falls down the skate ramp]
FINALLY, someone explains it to me in words I can understand!
[Homer is embarrassed to learn that the commercial he starred in is an impotency one.]
Nobody will remember it in 50 years.
[50 years later, Homer is dead and his grave has the Impotency Spokesman on it. An elderly Nelson Muntz visits his grave to laugh at him before passing out from the attempt.]
Notes
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