You know, most people pray silently.
Marge, he's way the hell up there!
“Pray Anything” · Season 14
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Ned Flanders (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Kent Brockman (1), Reverend Timothy Lovejoy (1)
KBKen Burns
[on a TV documentary about himself] I've never actually been to a baseball game. The fresh air gives me hives.
DIE, MONSTER!!! [changes channel]
I'm sorry Ned. It looks like God has packed up and left Springfield.
[hysterical] No, you're lying! You're lying! What makes you lie?
Good evening. Springfield is still grappling tonight with the departure of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, local Bible nut. How is our community coping with this spiritual vacuum? Let's ask Arnie Pye in the Sky!
APArnie Pye
You wanna know what I see, Kent? I see a slow news day with nothing to fill it!
Arnie, you're supposed to be filming people coping with the loss of their church!
APArnie Pye
And how am I supposed to do that? Do I have a magic lens that can see into peoples' SOULS? Well, yours would be BLACK, Kent! BLACK AS THE ACE OF SPADES!!!
[Reverend Lovejoy is forced to leave the Church]
It's okay, the Flanders have offered to put me up.
And, Reverend, you'll be bunking with me.
[Lovejoy shudders]
There are perfectly logical explanations for everything that happened. The bonfire sent soot into the air, which created rain, and with all the trees cut down a flood was inevitable.
Yeah, but what made the rain stop?
I don't know. Buddha?
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