TV QuotesDatabase
S14

The Simpsons · Season 14

Marge and Lisa in “Barting Over”

Marge

I can't count how many times your father's done something crazy like this...

[Lisa pulls out a rolling counter which is now at 300]

Lisa

It's 300, Mom.

Marge

I could've sworn it was 302.

Lisa

Shhh!

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →
Lisa“Why did you wake me up!? I dreamt...” Bart“Hey, a box of old videotapes. "Marge And...” Lisa“You're Baby Stink-Breath, you're Baby Stink-Breath! En Francais......” Bart“How could you make me Baby Stink-Breath and...”

More The Simpsons quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Simpsons pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.