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The Simpsons · Season 7

Homer and Lisa in “Bart on the Road”

[after Lisa tells him about Bart's problem; his face turns a weird shade of red and he is unnervingly calm] Yes... that's a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a moment?

[He turns to the wall, puts on a radiation suit hood and screams out muffled obscenities, then removes the hood and turns to face Lisa, eerily calm again.]

All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.

No! Then he'll know I told!

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