“These lenses are perfect! Now I can re-bottom...” – Pawnbroker, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

[Nelson tries to sell Milhouse's glasses in a pawn shop]

PPawnbroker

These lenses are perfect! Now I can re-bottom those antique Coke bottles. [Starts counting money] Three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred... [A blind Milhouse knocks over the display of Coke bottles and breaks them] ...Five hundred, four hundred, three hundred, two hundred, one hundred, zero!

[Kicks them out of the store]

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