(in Jealousy) It sure would... (Realizes he's Using normal accent) l mean... [in German accent] Jawohl, it Certainly would. (He and Walter make an Applause)
S1 E10Part 2
I'm so Glad you're Still here. (They share an Embrace) l Didn't miss you. But l'm Going to Miss you every day. I'm gonna Miss your Smile, your laugh, just Hanging out together.
CCharlie
Me too.
Lincoln; Before you Get back on rhat Bus, l have one Question for you. Charlie Uggo, (kneels over and shows her thr Everlasting Emerald) Will you remember Me?
BPBus Passengers
(moved) Aww!
(Narrating) So, Flip got to Keep thr Food & Fuel, and Princess Charlie got her Ring. (Back to thr Present; he finishes the story) And she Never forgot her true Love, Lincoln.
Lincoln; l hope So. We'll just Have to wait and see.
S1 E12No Louds Allowed
Order! Order! Order!
Is he allowed to call family meetings now?
This better be important. [sighs as Lily suddenly starts bawling off-screen] Lily's on a sleep strike. We only slept 28 minutes last night. Oh, we should do the stroller trick.
Mm-hm.
I've called this family meeting to address the constant infringement on my personal space, A.K.A. my bedroom. Which isn't very big to begin with.
Your room's not that small.
Lana, I have to step outside to change my mind.
[chuckles] You know, I should tell more jokes in my family meetings. [Rita gives him a stern look] I'll get the stroller.
Lincoln, you're the only one without a roommate.
I beg to differ. I'm here quite often, and this morning, my cubby had an engine block in it.
That's a carburetor, dude.
Great. That's much more normal.
You guys didn't let us into your club.
Well, Leni and Luna didn't let us into their club.
Well, Clyde and Lincoln didn't let us into their club.
Hey, we had a very good reason for that. Lincoln, what was the reason?
I don't know. But I'm getting some of those chicken wings.
You cross that line, you're gonna get decked by one of those wings.
You wouldn't.
[throws a chicken wing at Lincoln as he crosses the line] No, but I would. Oh, and by the way… [eats one] They're delicious.
Well, then maybe you should try them with some… [grabs some tortilla chips and dips them in guacamole and sauce] Nachos. [throws them at Lana]
[Clyde laughs at her as she wipes the nachos off herself]
Oh, is that funny, Clyde? Because the potato skins… are hilarious! [throws some potato skins at him]
[Leni throws a meatball in Luna's left eye]
Leni… why'd you do that?
I don't know. Seemed fun.
[grabs another meatball and throws it at Leni's dress] It is fun.
Nothing's more fun than guacamole! [grabs a fistful of guacamole and throws it at Lynn]
[as Lynn throws some stuffing at her in retaliation] That was a mistake.
S1 E14Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese
[as Lola and Lana pour themselves some cereal with plates of broccoli behind them] Uh-uh. You're not eating another thing until you finish this broccoli.
LLola
Broccoli's gross.
And cold.
Well, it was warm when I served it to you last night.
But we don't wanna waste all this delicious cereal when there's so many hungry people in the world.
Well, Lisa and Mr. Nibbles can eat it. [takes the cereal bowls away as the twins groan]
Mr. Nibbles loves his cereal.
Mr. Nibbles won't be receiving any tasty rewards until he successfully completes this week's mouse maze.
[enters the kitchen] If he did complete it, it would be "a-maze-ing." [laughs; no response] "A-maze-ing?" Because the mouse goes through the maze?
I love you, sweetheart.
That joke would've been funny if Mr. Coconuts was here. Has anyone seen him? He's been lost for three days.
[terrified as he and Clyde are being watched by Boris in a cloak and holding a scythe] Clyde, I think we've bored ourselves to death.
[Haiku and Dante appear next to Lynn Sr.]
Where is the entrance to the underworld? [Lincoln and Clyde slowly look at each other in confusion] The basement?
[appearing near the basement] Welcome, fellow Morticians' Club members. Darkness and snacks await you. [escorts her mortician friends down to the basement] This meeting will commence by acknowledging those members who are sadly not with us. Bertrand and Morpheus are at their callback for "Guys and Dolls"-- congrats to them both-- and Persephone is at Kumon.
DDante
[raises his hand] Is today show-and-tell?
Dante, for the last time, it's not called show-and-tell. It's called share-and-scare.
S1 E16All Is Fair in Love and Sleepovers
Bobby? Can we focus on our date, please?
BBobby
Oh, sorry. I-I feel like I've done this all before.
You literally have.
S1 E17Better Together
PRPrincipal Ramirez
[over PA] Will Clyde McBride please report to the principal's office?
SStudents
Ooh!
BMr. Bolhofner
Ooh!
[Clyde arrives at Principal Ramirez's office and is shocked to see his dads there]
HHarold
Young man, you have got some explaining to do.
HHoward
You can start by explaining why… you are so fabulous!
PRPrincipal Ramirez
Congratulations! You made it into the BETR program!
[stunned] Really?!
PRPrincipal Ramirez
[over PA] Will Lincoln Loud please report to the principal's office? Lincoln Loud to the principal's office.
That's the call! It's been real. It's been fun. But it hasn't been real fun. As the French say, hasta luego! [exits the classroom and walks backwards to Principal Ramirez's office]
RRusty
I didn't know Lincoln spoke French.
S1 E19What's a Mother to Redo?
[Lynn Sr. and the Loud sisters are preparing a Mother's Day breakfast surprise for Rita in the kitchen with Lincoln and Clyde filming]
And we're rolling.
This is gonna be the greatest Mother's Day ever.
And now for the star of the show: Mom's favorite breakfast fajitas. [carefully removes the fajitas from the oven] Sorry, dads everywhere. Here we go. This was a great idea, Lynn.
This was my idea.
LLynn
You said Mexican food. I had the idea for the smokin' fajitas.
I had the idea to burn the toast.
Okay, well, it was my idea to use the plate.
[stopping the arguing] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It is Mother's Day. I get half the credit, and you divide the rest by 11.
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