After a month of planning, I'm finally heading to Tennessee to give the girl I love the surprise of her life. And there she is right now.
S2 E9Tennessee Surprise: Love is in the Air
S2 E10Loud Family Court: The Flames of Justice
[The sisters appear to see the kitchen burned in flames and put out by Lincoln, and believe that he is responsible for burning it down]
LLola
Lincoln burned down the house!
I didn't burn down the house! It's just the kitchen.
Lincoln burned down the kitchen!
I didn't burn down the kitchen! I saved the kitchen!
After you burned it down!
You burned down the kitchen, and you didn't invite me? I thought we were family.
I didn't burn down the kitchen!
You're in deep trouble, dude.
Maybe Mom and Dad won't notice. [removes her visor, examining the carnage] Oh, boy. You're dead.
The Loud Family Court has dealt with some of the most controversial, high-profile cases in the history of the Loud House. There was the case of the missing toilet seat... the case of the stolen front door… the case of the flooded basement… I have to beat this rap, and somewhere out there is a brilliant lawyer with the skill and courage to help me do it.
If you're telling the truth, face the Staff of Souls and swear it.
Fine, I'm guilty!
Of what?
Whatever you want, just make it stop!
I rest my case.
[Lynn Sr. and Rita are fighting over who gets to be the court judge by wrestling over the gavel]
I'm the judge.
I'm the judge.
You never let me be the judge.
This is a very, serious job, Rita.
S2 E12Little Sisters' Big Adventure
BButch
It's over for you and all your shin-kicking friends! You'll never be allowed back in this drive-in again! The only movies that you're gonna be seeing will be... indoor. End of story!
Oh, it might be the end of your story, but it's not the end of my story! [opens the door in Butch's shin with fury]
BButch
[grunting in pain before Lori exits Vanzilla] Stupid thin pillows! Ma'am, get back in your vehicle. You do not wanna go down this road. [Lori takes his "badge" and throws it with away] That's my badge!
I wanna go down this road, because you know where it leads? It leads to my boyfriend proposing to me at this dump of a drive-in! Then it leads to the wedding that I have been dreaming of since I was six! And if you get in the way of that magical day, you will regret it with every broken bone in your body! 'Cause that wedding is gonna be perfect, and I will not let some peach-fuzzed, yogurt-badged, thin-shinned, power-hungry doofus TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!
[impressed by Lori's ranting] Bro.
This is the greatest piece of architecture since the Eiffel Tower.
The Eiffel Tower is made of brick?
I don't know. I've never been to Germany.
S2 E14The Boyfriend Stays in the Picture
[to Clyde] They better figure it out. We have one day to shoot our final scene with Bobby. No Bobby, no movie.
[comes out of her and Leni's room, wrapped in a towel and with Leni by her side] Bobby and I have broken up. So out of respect for me, I forbid anyone in this family to see or speak to him.
S2 E17A Tale of Three Parties
BOBBY! [huffs angrily] I want my boyfriend over here right now!
BBoris
This is all happening so fast. But I'm crazy about you as well.
[huffs again as she climbs down] Let's go!
BBobby
I-- I got it from here, bro. [follows her]
All right, here we go, here we go!
BBobby
I'm sorry, babe, it's just the candy and the games! It's so--
[sarcastically annoyed] I know! It's so sick! [shoves him into her and Leni's room]
BBobby
Yeah, well, it's actually-- [Lori closes the door]
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