The Really Loud House quotes

Lynn Sr.

That is not the face of a Happy Mother's Day.

Lisa

That definitely stung.

Lynn Sr.

Now while I bear a quarter of the blame, the rest is yours divided by eleven.

What?!

Lana

I mean, it was Lynn's idea to do the fajitas.

Yeah, because you said Mexican food.

Lana

That was after the fact that you said…

Lynn Sr.

Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright! Let's not play the blame game! We all had a hand in this.

Lincoln

Not me and Clyde. We didn't mess up.

Clyde

Yeah.

Lincoln

We just captured it on film.

Clyde

With excellent framing and crisp sound.

Lynn Sr.

Look, the point is, the greatest mom ever deserves the greatest Mother's Day ever.

Lana

She's the best.

Yeah, you're right, Pops.

Lynn Sr.

And now that her burns are healed, it's the perfect time for a redo. So you guys get busy with some fresh ideas, and I'm gonna go give Mom the good news.

Lori

[referring to Rita] She is literally the most patient person I know.

Lana

Today is the Big day. Today's the Day thr Loud family finally Beats the Torkelsons' record in the Royal Woods Talent Competition. [Camera beeps] Is that thr One?

Lincoln

After a month of planning, I'm finally heading to Tennessee to give the girl I love the surprise of her life. And there she is right now.

Lincoln burned down the house!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the house! It's just the kitchen.

Lana

Lincoln burned down the kitchen!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen! I saved the kitchen!

Luan

After you burned it down!

Lucy

You burned down the kitchen, and you didn't invite me? I thought we were family.

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen!

Lynn

You're in deep trouble, dude.

Leni

Maybe Mom and Dad won't notice. [removes her visor, examining the carnage] Oh, boy. You're dead.

Lincoln

The Loud Family Court has dealt with some of the most controversial, high-profile cases in the history of the Loud House. There was the case of the missing toilet seat... the case of the stolen front door… the case of the flooded basement… I have to beat this rap, and somewhere out there is a brilliant lawyer with the skill and courage to help me do it.

Lucy

If you're telling the truth, face the Staff of Souls and swear it.

Luan

Fine, I'm guilty!

Lucy

Of what?

Luan

Whatever you want, just make it stop!

Lucy

I rest my case.

Rita

I'm the judge.

Lynn Sr.

I'm the judge.

Rita

You never let me be the judge.

Lynn Sr.

This is a very, serious job, Rita.

It's over for you and all your shin-kicking friends! You'll never be allowed back in this drive-in again! The only movies that you're gonna be seeing will be... indoor. End of story!

Lori

Oh, it might be the end of your story, but it's not the end of my story! [opens the door in Butch's shin with fury]

[grunting in pain before Lori exits Vanzilla] Stupid thin pillows! Ma'am, get back in your vehicle. You do not wanna go down this road. [Lori takes his "badge" and throws it with away] That's my badge!

Lori

I wanna go down this road, because you know where it leads? It leads to my boyfriend proposing to me at this dump of a drive-in! Then it leads to the wedding that I have been dreaming of since I was six! And if you get in the way of that magical day, you will regret it with every broken bone in your body! 'Cause that wedding is gonna be perfect, and I will not let some peach-fuzzed, yogurt-badged, thin-shinned, power-hungry doofus TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!

Lucy

[impressed by Lori's ranting] Bro.

Lincoln

This is the greatest piece of architecture since the Eiffel Tower.

Clyde

The Eiffel Tower is made of brick?

Lincoln

I don't know. I've never been to Germany.

Lincoln

[to Clyde] They better figure it out. We have one day to shoot our final scene with Bobby. No Bobby, no movie.

Lori

[comes out of her and Leni's room, wrapped in a towel and with Leni by her side] Bobby and I have broken up. So out of respect for me, I forbid anyone in this family to see or speak to him.

Lori

BOBBY! [huffs angrily] I want my boyfriend over here right now!

This is all happening so fast. But I'm crazy about you as well.

Lori

[huffs again as she climbs down] Let's go!

I-- I got it from here, bro. [follows her]

Lincoln

All right, here we go, here we go!

I'm sorry, babe, it's just the candy and the games! It's so--

Lori

[sarcastically annoyed] I know! It's so sick! [shoves him into her and Leni's room]

Yeah, well, it's actually-- [Lori closes the door]