Lincoln[terrified as he and Clyde are being watched by Boris in a cloak and holding a scythe] Clyde, I think we've bored ourselves to death.
[Haiku and Dante appear next to Lynn Sr.]
Where is the entrance to the underworld? [Lincoln and Clyde slowly look at each other in confusion] The basement?
[appearing near the basement] Welcome, fellow Morticians' Club members. Darkness and snacks await you. [escorts her mortician friends down to the basement] This meeting will commence by acknowledging those members who are sadly not with us. Bertrand and Morpheus are at their callback for "Guys and Dolls"-- congrats to them both-- and Persephone is at Kumon.
DDante
[raises his hand] Is today show-and-tell?
Dante, for the last time, it's not called show-and-tell. It's called share-and-scare.
PRPrincipal Ramirez
[over PA] Will Lincoln Loud please report to the principal's office? Lincoln Loud to the principal's office.
Lincoln
That's the call! It's been real. It's been fun. But it hasn't been real fun. As the French say, hasta luego! [exits the classroom and walks backwards to Principal Ramirez's office]
RRusty
I didn't know Lincoln spoke French.
[Lynn Sr. and the Loud sisters are preparing a Mother's Day breakfast surprise for Rita in the kitchen with Lincoln and Clyde filming]
Lincoln
This is gonna be the greatest Mother's Day ever.
And now for the star of the show: Mom's favorite breakfast fajitas. [carefully removes the fajitas from the oven] Sorry, dads everywhere. Here we go. This was a great idea, Lynn.
LLynn
You said Mexican food. I had the idea for the smokin' fajitas.
I had the idea to burn the toast.
Okay, well, it was my idea to use the plate.
[stopping the arguing] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It is Mother's Day. I get half the credit, and you divide the rest by 11.
[Lynn Sr. holds a meeting in Lisa and Lily's room after the breakfast fajitas accidentally spilled on Rita's legs]
That is not the face of a Happy Mother's Day.
Now while I bear a quarter of the blame, the rest is yours divided by eleven.
I mean, it was Lynn's idea to do the fajitas.
LLynn
Yeah, because you said Mexican food.
That was after the fact that you said…
[Everyone starts arguing]
Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright! Let's not play the blame game! We all had a hand in this.
Lincoln
Not me and Clyde. We didn't mess up.
Lincoln
We just captured it on film.
With excellent framing and crisp sound.
Look, the point is, the greatest mom ever deserves the greatest Mother's Day ever.
LLynn
Yeah, you're right, Pops.
And now that her burns are healed, it's the perfect time for a redo. So you guys get busy with some fresh ideas, and I'm gonna go give Mom the good news.
[The sisters appear to see the kitchen burned in flames and put out by Lincoln, and believe that he is responsible for burning it down]
LLola
Lincoln burned down the house!
Lincoln
I didn't burn down the house! It's just the kitchen.
Lincoln burned down the kitchen!
Lincoln
I didn't burn down the kitchen! I saved the kitchen!
After you burned it down!
You burned down the kitchen, and you didn't invite me? I thought we were family.
Lincoln
I didn't burn down the kitchen!
You're in deep trouble, dude.
Maybe Mom and Dad won't notice. [removes her visor, examining the carnage] Oh, boy. You're dead.
BOBBY! [huffs angrily] I want my boyfriend over here right now!
BBoris
This is all happening so fast. But I'm crazy about you as well.
[huffs again as she climbs down] Let's go!
BBobby
I-- I got it from here, bro. [follows her]
Lincoln
All right, here we go, here we go!
BBobby
I'm sorry, babe, it's just the candy and the games! It's so--
[sarcastically annoyed] I know! It's so sick! [shoves him into her and Leni's room]
BBobby
Yeah, well, it's actually-- [Lori closes the door]
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