The Raccoons · Season 1
Things are worse than we thought. Let's face it boys, if the boss loses, we lose. No cushy job as the mayor's assistants, no big office, no three hour lunches!
(sobbing) What are we gonna do?
Get a grip on yourselves guys! There's only one honourable thing we can do...
(in unison) Cheat like crazy!
The boss is gonna dump us and hire Lady Baden-Baden!
They always said politics was a dirty business!
Well it's going to get a lot dirtier!
(Mr Knox is outlining him and Cyril's environmentally friendly intentions, but some members of the press are leaving)
Hey, where are they all going?
That's the trouble with the press, Bert. Good news is no news.
I never thought I'd see the day, Mr Sneer. You and me working together for a better world.
Well, as long as a better world means better profits, I'm all for it!
Somebody just dumped this... this poison! How could they do it?
They just didn't care Bert.
(In the aftermath of the fishing hole being poisoned)
Boys, we're going to find out who did this if it's the last thing we do!
Uh... we did it, boss.
YOU WHAT?!
It was just a job, boss!
We don't even know who hired us!
We didn't know what was in the barrels boss.
He wouldn't tell us.
He just told us to dump them!
He... he paid us a lot of money.
He paid you a lot of money. (Opens his safe and starts throwing money at them) You want money? Here! Here's lots of money! Take it all! Take some more! Just give me back the fishing hole! Can you do that?! Can you give me a price on that?! Can you?!
Gentlemen! Gentleman! I sure we can come to some accommodation here!
Oh, I know we can, sir!
In fact, we've arranged some accommodation for you! (Cuts to two police officers with handcuffs)
No! Wait! You've got it all wrong! It was an accident! Trust me! NOOOO!
That's my Pop. The environmental crusader!
(about the fishing hole) It was a good place. At least we've got our memories.
I don't. I never got the chance.
Maybe not, Bentley. But feeling sorry about it won't change anything.
You're right, Cedric. It's up to us. We've got to change things.
The sun has risen on another day in the Evergreen Forest. And while some folks have to struggle to get out of bed, Cyril Sneer has no such problem. He never went to bed!
Why are you quitting?
Because!
What kind of answer is that? Are you quitting because you might lose to me?
Of course not! I just don't feel like racing right now.
Bert Raccoon, you're acting like a child!
This is one million dollars we're talking about!
No, it's you we're talking about! 'Cause if you don't slow down... well, all the money in the world wouldn't buy me another pop.
The Christmas Raccoons (1980)
The Raccoons on Ice (1981)
The Raccoons and the Lost Star (1983)
The Raccoons: Let's Dance! (1984)
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