The Raccoons quotes

We were planning to practice our tennis serves.

If you don't get out to that warehouse I'll serve you... with apples in your mouths!

How could the boss fire us like that?

We never even got the chance to make up any excuses!

We never even got the chance to make any lunch!

LUNCH?!?

Let's see what your conditions of employment are. Hmm. Statuatory holidays off, a 40 hour work week, two weeks holidays a year? What do you think this is? An executive position?

Next!

(In disguise) Cyril Sneer is going to be harder to find than a mechanic on a weekend!

I guess everyone gets nervous going to a new school, don't they Miss Primrose?

(weeps) Oh Bentley, I don't want to leave this place!

(About his cakes) I hope the bumping around didn't ruin something.

I certainly hope not!

Pop! What are you doing here?

Oh, I had to get out of the house. I thought I'd drop by. But what are you doing at the schoolhouse?

I tried to tell you Pop. We're holding a fundraiser to save this school from closing down!

That's the problem Pop.

Why, what's this?

Whoo hoo hoo? Poor kid who had to wear that ridiculous costume?

I wore it. In the Easter play.

Oh? Well, what do I know about fashion?

Bert

Gee, we're really going to miss you around here.

Are you sure you have to go?

I'm afraid so boys. I've given it a lot of thought and I know now I was just afraid of facing something new. So I'm off to City Collegit to learn more about the new fangled technology Bentley has been showing me. I'm going to be a teacher and a student. After all, someone has to run the new Evergreen Elementary and the Cyril Sneer Wing when it's built. Right?

All right!

Come on Miss Primrose! Let's get going! I want to look around our new school, 'cos we're going to be the new faces this year!

How’s your science project coming along, young fellow?

Bert

I can’t wait to show it to you, professor! It’s gonna be dynamite!

Oh dear! I don’t believe we can allow explosives in a museum.

Do you think we'll ever move up in this business?

I know we will. When we're done this the boss wants us to shingle the roof!

(singing) Barley, barley, huck and rye, that's the way we aardvarks fly! Some fly east and some fly west, and some fly over the cuckoo's nest!

You screamed sir?

What are you pork pies doing, trying to make spectacles of yourselves?

Oh no sir, they're for reading Mudman Comics!

Reading comics on the job eh? Well read my lips. Deliver these boxes to Willow's store. N-O-W. NOW!

Melissa

(To Bert and Cedric) You two look like you just lost your best friend.

Oh, things just aren't going so good that's all.

Well, now I know what they mean when they say skateboarding's a downhill sport!

Don't forget to switch at the halfway mark, don't take your eyes off the course, and don't lose!

This looks like a pretty tough course Bert.

Bert

Don't worry Cedric! Look! I brought you my lucky sweater!

Gee, thanks Bert. Er, how do you tell the difference?

Bert

They're all lucky! And now we’ll look like a team!

Yeah, the B team.