Who do you want to win?
Well, Mr Knox is so, so, you know! And Mr Sneer is so, so, you know!
We do!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
We've come to congratulate you!
And wish you good luck!
Thanks! I'll need it...
POPig One
It's a bird!
PTPig Two
It's a plane!
No! It's Superclam!
Well, I guess I'll go see what titillating tidbits I can pick up.
PTPig Two
This time machine is foolproof!
That must be why you're using it!
Now that's what I call time travel!
You were supposed to get piranha. Saskatchewan Smith did not wade through goldfish infested rivers!
POPig One
But boss, you only gave us ten bucks to buy props!
Don't give me cheap excuses!
We've blown a fuse!
I'M going to blow a fuse if you don't get these lights back on!
Here's your credit card, Mr Sneer.
It's worn out!
Yes, I'm afraid I got a bit carried away. I had to rent a truck to get it all home!
POPig One
Don't you think you'd better tell the truth, boss?
Don't be ridiculous! I'd better think of a better lie!
MHSir Malcolm Havelock
I can categorically state that these are the best peanut butter sandwiches I've ever had!
Aw, it's just a talent!
Ooh, what an inspiration you are to all of us Sir Malcolm! I do hope you stay and answer some questions from our audience! Oh, there's one now! Yes?
MIMan In Audience 1
Ever get trapped in quicksand Sir Malcolm?
MSir Malcolm
Er, not permanently! Next?
MIMan In Audience 2
Do you ever get lost Sir Malcolm?
MSir Malcolm
Heh heh, not permanently! Next.
I'm here to tell you that I, Cyril Sneer, will finance Sir Malcolm's next expedition. It's just my, er, small contribution towards the expedition of this wide and mysterious world of ours. For the benefit of humanity.
(To Melissa) Of course, the treasure has nothing to do with it!
Do you plan to wait until the rainy season is over before you start for Lingodo Sir Malcolm?
MSir Malcolm
Oh, of course old boy, yes! Can't travel in the rainy season, oh no! That ends in May...
I thought the rain started in May.
MSir Malcolm
Oh yes that's right! How could I have forgotten?
I'm asking myself the same question Sir Malcolm...
Bert's certainly gone a bit overboard on the story about Sir Malcolm. It reads like one of his books; good story, but very few facts.
What do you mean Ralph?
Well, I've tried supporting evidence for some of Sir Malcolm's claims, but there's just no proof.
And some of the places he talks about aren't even on the map.
Of course they're not on the maps! They're lost cities Cedric!
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