Dirk Dassie quotes from The Raccoons

We're going to surprise you with voices from your past. You must identify these voices. Listen to their stories about your life, and answer their questions. You ready Cyril?

I'm ready alright! Ready to leave! This is the dumbest idea for a gameshow I've ever heard of!

And each correct answer earns you $10,000!

Hah! (He rushes back) What are you waiting for?

And now our question for you boss is...

When are we going to get a raise?

Never!

From all available reports, you're absolubtely right Cyril!

Mr Sneer, it's my great pleasure to present you this official communication from the tax department.

No! No, I don't want it! I don't deserve it!

You don't want it?

Of course I don't want it! Can you think of anyone that would want it?

Certainly I can! Might I suggest the Evergreen Orphans' fund?

Fine, give it to them. (pauses) The Evergreen Orphans' fund?

You saw it here ladies and gentlemen, Cyril Sneer is turning over his $50,000 tax refund to the Evergreen Orphans' fund!

(Turns white) Did you say... refund? (keels over)