Pig One quotes from The Raccoons

There's big bucks in this recycling business, so I only think it's fair that you boys get to do some profit sharing of your own!

That's great boss!

I want you to go through this dump and recycle everything you can.

But... but boss, what about the profit sharing?

You two porkers can share the work, 50/50. And I'll take all the profits!

What are you three doing here?

Drowning! What's it look like?!

Are you crazy? Aren't our lives miserable enough? Anything else you'd like to confess while you're at it? How about the dent we punt into the limo hmm? Oh, why don't you tell him about the time we sold his cigars!

Well now! Do go on...

Ohohoho, come on! Tell all!

But you... you said you wanted to confess...

ALMOST! We said we ALMOST wanted to confess, we didn't say we actually wanted to confess!

(On a PA) Attention! It seems not all of you are aware of the rules! Rule number 1 - all those with red labels on their jars... hands up!

You're disqualified!

Now don't get ugly!

We're just doing our jobs!

We're in deep this time guys!

With Mom judging, she's sure to recognise her own preserves!

And we'll be in a pickle.

Oh what a jam!

Good luck boss!

Luck? I don't need luck! I'm rich!

Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to tell you to vote for Cyril Sneer!

Because he promises open government behind closed doors!

Things are worse than we thought. Let's face it boys, if the boss loses, we lose. No cushy job as the mayor's assistants, no big office, no three hour lunches!

(sobbing) What are we gonna do?

Get a grip on yourselves guys! There's only one honourable thing we can do...

Pigs

(in unison) Cheat like crazy!

The boss is gonna dump us and hire Lady Baden-Baden!

They always said politics was a dirty business!

Well it's going to get a lot dirtier!

Boys, we're going to find out who did this if it's the last thing we do!

Uh... we did it, boss.

YOU WHAT?!

It was just a job, boss!

We don't even know who hired us!

We didn't know what was in the barrels boss.

He wouldn't tell us.

He just told us to dump them!

He... he paid us a lot of money.

He paid you a lot of money. (Opens his safe and starts throwing money at them) You want money? Here! Here's lots of money! Take it all! Take some more! Just give me back the fishing hole! Can you do that?! Can you give me a price on that?! Can you?!