Calvin quotes from The PJs

Thurgood

Now, there comes a point in every little boy's life when he thinks it might be fun to wear a dress, dance around, and ask people to call him "Shirley" instead of "Thurgood". [realizes what he said] And there's nothin' wrong with that.

Calvin

Yes, there is! Sounds like a punk to me.

Juicy

Don't talk to Shirley like that.

Thurgood

Now think about what you're trying to represent. A life of bleak prospects and hopelessness.

Da mack on crack is sho'nuff wack.

Thurgood

What was that?

Da mack on crack is sho'nuff wack.

Juicy

I think she's got it.

Thurgood

By Chicken George, I think she's got it!

Da mack on crack is sho'nuff wack, yo!

Calvin

I believe she's rollin'!

Juicy

I do believe she's rollin'.

Thurgood

Now, once again, what is that mack?

On crack! On crack!

Thurgood

And the effect of that punk-ass crack?

It's wack! It's wack!

Da mack on crack is sho'nuff wack! Yo!

Calvin

[narrating] Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the projects, my heart could burst. [picks up a floating paper bag]

Thurgood

See, boys? Nothin' gives you a greater sense of pride than cleanin' up the neighborhood.

Juicy

But Super, didn't the judge order you to do this community service?

Thurgood

Look, we could argue all day about who was and who wasn't arrested for public urination, but I'll be the bigger man and do my community service. [picks up a small wad of paper] There, the courtyard is clean. Was that so hard? [a piece of paper hits him] What the Funky Phantom?