HUD Lady quotes from The PJs

Muriel

And how are your kids?

HUD Lady

You know, Lasagna had dectuplets. But you don't see her on Time magazine with her teeth all fixed.

Muriel

[gasps] Congratulations! What are their names?

HUD Lady

There's Rwanda, Dorito, Rolex, Neutrogena, Teflon, DKNY, Lexus, Dyslexus, Dentine, and Absorbine, Jr.

HUD Lady

[on Jimmy's application as Thurgood's new supervisor] It was the most organized and professional application we ever received. It made the choice easy.

Thurgood

You hear that, Jimmy? You got it! You're my new boss! Congratulations! Raise the roof! Raise the roof!

HUD Lady

Not him. We hired the person who filled out the application.

Muriel

Hi, Thurgood! Guess what? I'm your new boss!

What?!

HUD Lady

Party supplies? Hmm. Let me consult the manual. Let's see: supplies, comma, party. Ah! Here it is: NEXT!

Thurgood

Hey, hey, come on, it'll be a safe party. No one's gonna get hurt. We just fire our guns straight up in the air, the bullets disappear into space.

HUD Lady

Fine! Then throw your own party! The only thing HUD's required to give you for New Year's 2000 is this. [gives him a survival kit]

Thurgood

Millennium safety kit? Ooh, it's endorsed by Gloria Gaynor.

HUD Lady

See you NEXT year.