Haiti Lady quotes from The PJs

Haiti Lady

Do you know what you've just done?!

Thurgood

Hmm, let me do a recap. I took your stupid statue and wiped my butt on it, smashed it into a thousand pieces, and-- let's see, did I forget anything? Oh, yeah, I called you a wiatch under my breath.

Sanchez

This is ridiculous. Why can't we get our mail like everybody else?

Haiti Lady

Yeah!

Jimmy

And I was expecting some very important fifth and final notices. Now, HOW am I supposed to pay my phone bill UNLESS I get my FIFTH AND FINAL NOTICE?!

Thurgood

Oh, stop your damn complainin'. Bebe got her colored contacts, didn't she?

Bebe

Yeah, but they all busted and mangled! I see twelve of everythang!

Thurgood

Well, now you know how it feels to look fly.

Walter

Oh, excuse me, Miss Haiti.

Haiti Lady

Oh, Walter, please, call me Garcelle.

Walter

Garcelle? Is that Haitian for "lovely"? [Haiti Lady giggles]

Thurgood

Walter, you're drunk. Go home.

Walter

How do you account for the disproportionate amount of Haitians in one apartment.

Haiti Lady

It's not their fault that they're poor. They were oppressed by fascists like you!

Walter

Tell me, Garcelle, when your raft came through customs, uh, did you have to declare that bug up yo' ass?

Muriel

Who was the sixteenth President of the United States?

Haiti Lady

Um...

Muriel

Abe...

Haiti Lady

Vigoda?